Funny conversation in my house

This is an actual conversation that occured in our house last night at about 10 pm.

DH (dear husband): I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Me: Sorry....about what????
DH: I'm sorry but I'm STARVING!
Me: Okay, so????
DH: So, I am trying to be supportive of your weight loss efforts and I'm trying to not tempt you but I HAVE to eat something.
Me: Umm, that's fine. Go ahead.
DH: Really? Okay...great!

(scene) Me, laying on the couch. DH, sitting in a chair next to me chomping on Lime Tortilla chips straight out of the bag

DH: Wow, I was hungry!
Me: Yea?
DH: Yea, sorry I'm eating in front of you.
Me: No, it's fine. I'm just laying here. The taste of my saliva tastes so good that I don't even NEED those delicious lime tortilla chips you're shoving into your mouth like you didn't eat dinner a few hours ago!

NSV - I didn't eat ONE chip. Not one. :)

NSV

I bought a pair of jeans before Christmas online. They were a great price. They came, they didn't fit. I was mad. I put them on a week ago and was able to wear them by using the rubberband trick I learned when I was pregnant. Loop a rubberband around the button and run through the hole for the button and loop back around. Keeps the pants up and together without actually buttoning.

Today? Today I am wearing the jeans. No rubberband. Just wearing them.

Gotta remember that when faced with the cake downstairs. :)