This is an actual conversation that occured in our house last night at about 10 pm.
DH (dear husband): I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Me: Sorry....about what????
DH: I'm sorry but I'm STARVING!
Me: Okay, so????
DH: So, I am trying to be supportive of your weight loss efforts and I'm trying to not tempt you but I HAVE to eat something.
Me: Umm, that's fine. Go ahead.
DH: Really? Okay...great!
(scene) Me, laying on the couch. DH, sitting in a chair next to me chomping on Lime Tortilla chips straight out of the bag
DH: Wow, I was hungry!
Me: Yea?
DH: Yea, sorry I'm eating in front of you.
Me: No, it's fine. I'm just laying here. The taste of my saliva tastes so good that I don't even NEED those delicious lime tortilla chips you're shoving into your mouth like you didn't eat dinner a few hours ago!
NSV - I didn't eat ONE chip. Not one. :)
GREAT NSV! It's hard to not eat food that is laid out in front of you. Really hard! And it's even made worse if it's something yummy (like chips and salsa). A weaker woman would've failed! You're strong! Keep up the great work!!!!
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ReplyDeleteWould you believe Beau devoured some tacos in the car on my way home from the hospital?!? I wanted to shove one into his ear!!
It's kinda like when you're in labor and can't eat and the hubby sits there and shoves food into his face while you're contracting! :)
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